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हद तो तब हो गई😵... 

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लोगो का धन देखा तो मैं अपना धन भूल गया 

दुनियां में इतना धन है मेरा धन कितना काम है

लोगो का धन देखा तो मैं अपना धन भूल गया दुनियां में इतना धन है 

मेरा धन कितना काम हैलोगो का धन देखा तो 

मैं अपना धन भूल गया दुनियां में इतना धन है मेरा धन कितना काम है

मोदी  का नया ऐलान।

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 तो आपको 4 बीविओं को रखना होगा. 

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 *ये साल बहुत* *साफ़-सुथरा गुजरा...*

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 *बात करते-करते, मोदीजी ...* 

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मेरा देश बदल रहा हे

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मेरा देश अब बदल रहा हे 

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Happy Nag Panchami 2016 Facebook whats app Status

Happy Nag Panchami 2016 Facebook  whats app Status

Iss Nag Panchami Par Ishwar K Shubh
Aashirvad Sadaiv Aap Par Bane Rahe …
Nag Panchmi Mangalmay Ho Apke Parivar Ke liye ..!!

May Lord Shiva Bless U & ur family on d auspicious occasion of Naag Panchami…!!

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Shivji K gale Me swaar,
Apne Funn.. Pr Lekar Dharthi ko,
liya Hai Taar…..Aise Nag Devata Ko
Hamara Koti Koti Pranaam….!!
 <<<< Shubh Nag Panchmi Ki Hardik Subhakamnaye >>>>

The Pooja of Nag Panchmi Is Done on d Similar Lines In All d Parts Of our Country…..D Snake God Is Offered Milk & Turmeric On This Day & Prayed On This Day….!!

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May Nag Devta bless u with all prosperity and happiness…

!!!!!! Have a great Naag Panchami Celebration 2016 !!!!!!

Nag Panchami Sms, Happy Nag Panchami Whatsapp Images 2016 .

Nag Panchami Sms, Happy Nag Panchami Whatsapp Images 2016 .

Shivji Ke gale Me swar

Apne Fn Pr Lekar Pruthwi ko

liya Hai Tar

Aise Nag Devata Ko

Hamara Koti Koti Prnam

Happy Nag Panchami

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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AAJ GHAR ME YADI BB DUDH PILAYE TO CHUPCHAP PI LENA.

AAJ APKA HI TO DIN HAI

HAPPY NAGPANCHAMI

Es Nag Panchami par Ishwar Ke Shubh

Aashirvad sadaiv aap par bane rahe !

Nag Panchami Mangalmay Ho !!!!!

Happy Nag panchami

Aavi Re Aavi Nag Pancham Aavi,

Sathe Nag Bapa Na Aashirvad Lavi,

Sada Tamara Par Nag Devta Ni Kripa,

Bani Rahe Tevi Subhkamnao Sathe…

Amara Taraf Thi Happy Nag Pachami

Shiv ki mahima aparampar!

Shiv karte sabka udhar

Unki kripa aap par sada bani rahe

aur bhole shankar aapke jivan me khushi hi khushi bhar de

OM NAMAH SHIVAY

Happy Nag panchami

BOLE AAYE AAPKE DWAR,

SANG LEKE SARA PARIVAR,

KARE AAPPE KHUSYON KI BAUCHAR,

AAJAYE AAPKE JIVAN MAIN BAHAR,

MUBARAK HO AAPKO NAG PANCHAMI KA TYOHAR

May Nag Devta bless you with all prosperity and happiness

Subh Nag Panchami to all of your family.

On The Similar Lines In All The Parts Of The Country.

The Snake God Is Offered Milk

And Turmeric On This Day And Prayed On This Day.

May lord Shiva give you success and smiles

May all your dreams come true

These are my wishes straight from heart

Coming especially for you

Happy Naag Panchami

Luck, success and courage too

May this day bring fortune for you

Pray to Shiva and wishes shall live

You will receive more than you give

Happy Nag Panchami

May Lord Shiva Bless you and

your family on the

auspicious occasion of

Nag Panchami.

Shubh Nag Panchami.

नागपंचमीच्या  दिवशी

तुमच्यावर  ईश्वराची  सदा

कृपा  असावी

आणि  तुमचे

आयुष्य  मंगलदायी  होवो

नागपंचमीच्या  शुभेच्छा 

Tyohar He Nag Panchmi Ka Aaj,

Dua He Dil Se Ye Hamari Aaj,

Khus Rahe Sada Aap Aur Sada,

Muskurata Rahe Aapka Parivar

Nag Panchami Ki Subhkamnaye

Shivji Ke gale Me swar

Apne Fan Par Lekar Prithwi ko

liya Hai Tar

Aise Nag Devata Ko

Hamara Koti Koti Pranaam

Happy Nag Panchami

Shiv satay hai,shiv anant hai,

shiv anadi hai,shiv bhagwant hai.

shiv omkar hai,shv bramh hai,

shiv shakti hai,shiv bhakti hai,

Aaj bhagwan shiv ka naman kare.

unka aashirwad hamesha hum par rahe.

Jaye Bholenath..

May Lord Shiva Bless you and

your family on the

auspicious occasion of

Nag Panchami.

Shubh Nag Panchami.

May Nag Devta bless you with

all prosperity and happiness

Subh Nag Panchami

to all of your family.

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

This maha mantra will remove.

Keep it in HEART!

It ll giv us infinite energy.

HAPPY NAG PANCHAMI!!

May god SHIVA.

MAKE ALL HAPPY & prospreos!

Happy nag panchami.

Es Nag Panchami par Ishwar Ke Shubh

Aashirvad sadaiv aap par bane rahe !

Nag Panchami Mangalmay Ho !!!!!

Bhagwan shiv Savan ki Pavan

Maas mein Aaplogo ke pure

Parivar ki Raksha Karen

Shubh Naag Panchmi

Shiv ke sakti swaroopa, Sab loko me vyapt,

Tino lok me mil jate he tumhare darshnarth!

Happy Nag Panchami

Shivji Ke gale Me swar

Apne Fn Pr Lekar Pruthwi ko

liya Hai Tar

Aise Nag Devata Ko

Hamara Koti Koti Prnam

Happy Nag Panchami

Nag Panchami SMS

May Lord Shiva Bless you and

your family on the

auspicious occasion of

Nag Panchami.

Shubh Nag Panchami.

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May Nag Devta bless you with

all prosperity and happiness

Subh Nag Panchami

to all of your family.

3. 

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

Om namha shivay

This maha mantra will remove. 

Keep it in HEART!

It ll giv us infinite energy.

HAPPY NAG PANCHAMI!!

4. 

May god SHIVA.

MAKE ALL HAPPY & prospreos!

Happy nag panchami.

5. 

Es Nag Panchami par Ishwar Ke Shubh

Aashirvad sadaiv aap par bane rahe !

Nag Panchami Mangalmay Ho !!!!!

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Bhagwan shiv Savan ki Pavan 

Maas mein Aaplogo ke pure 

Parivar ki Raksha Karen

Shubh Naag Panchmi

7. 

Shiv ke sakti swaroopa, Sab loko me vyapt,

Tino lok me mil jate he tumhare darshnarth!

Happy Nag Panchami

8. 

Shivji Ke gale Me swar

Apne Fn Pr Lekar Pruthwi ko

liya Hai Tar

Aise Nag Devata Ko

Hamara Koti Koti Prnam

Happy Nag Panchami

9. 

Har har Mahadev,

Aapko aur aapke pariwar ko 

Nag Panchami ke is shubh tyohar 

par bahut bahut shubhkamnaayein.

Sawan Ka Maheena Hai

Nag Panchami Ka Tyohaaar Hai

Shiv Bhole Ki Kripa Hai Sab Pe

Jo Jape Naam Shiv Ka Uska Beda Paar Hai!

May Lord Shiva Bless you and

your family on the

auspicious occasion of Nag Panchami.

May Nag Devta bless you with

all prosperity and happiness

Subh Nag Panchami

to all of your family.

Om namha shivay

This maha mantra will remove.

Keep it in HEART!

It ll giv us infinite energy.

HAPPY NAAG PANCHAMI!!

May God SHIVA.

MAKE ALL HAPPY & prospreos!

Happy nag panchami.

Happy Nag Panchami 2016 Special Wishes Lines

Es Nag Panchami par Ishwar Ke Shubh

Aashirvad sadaiv aap par bane rahe !

Nag Panchami Mangalmay Ho !!!!!

Bhagwan shiv Savan ki Pavan

Maas mein Aap logo ke pure

Parivar ki Raksha Karen

Shubh Naag Panchmi

Shiv ke sakti swaroopa, Sab loko me vyapt,

Tino lok me mil jate he tumhare darshnarth!

Happy Nag Panchami

Shivji Ke gale Me swar

Apne Fn Pr Lekar Pruthwi ko

liya Hai Tar

Aise Nag Devata Ko

Hamara Koti Koti Prnam

Happy Nag Panchami

Har har Mahadev,

Aapko aur aapke pariwar ko

Nag Panchami ke is shubh tyohar

par bahut bahut shubhkamnaayein.

Luck, success and courage too

May this day bring fortune for you

Pray to Shiva and wishes shall live

You will receive more than you give

Happy Nag Panchami

Happy Janmastami Status For Friends

Happy Janmastami Status For Friends 

May da Natkhat Nandlal always give you

many reasons to be Happy and

you find peace in Krishna’s consciousness.

Happy Janmashtami.

Janmashtami k is shuv avsar par.

Hum ye kaamna karte hai ki.

Shree Krishna ki kripa.

Aap par, aur aap k pure parivar par .

Hamesha bani rahe!.

Jai Shree Krishna…

Makhn churaiya sri Krishna kanhaiya ji,

bansi bajaiya o to ras rachaiya hain,

kah kahun sakhi jiya chain parat nhi,

murlidhar sanwre ki aaj badhaiya hai.

Happy Janmashtami..

krishna jinka nam,

gokul jinka dham,

ase SHREE KRISHNA bhagwan ko,

hum sab ka pranam. JANMAASTMI KI SHUB KAMNAYE.

Jay Shree Krishna…

Kare Kare Kanha ka Janam Divas

Radhe k Bhole ka Kanha ka Janam Divas

Devki -Yashoda ke Kahna ka Janam Divas

Hum sabhi ke pyare Kanha ka Janam Divas

Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho……….

May Lord Krishna’s flute invite the melody of love into yr life.

May Radhaji’s love teach not only how 2 love but 2 love eternaly!

Happy Janmashtami….

Pavitra parv aaj ka din hai

Liya janam hamare krishna ne

Jiske liye sarvatra brahmaand prassann hai

Jai kishan Jai Kishan

Jai gosh se vishva dhanya hai…

I hope your special day will bring you lots of happiness,

love and fun. You deserve them a lot. Happy Birthday day Krishan Ji.

May this birthday be filled with lots of happy hours and also your life with many happy birthdays, that are yet to come. Happy birthday Bal Gopal.

You are very special and that’s why you need to float with lots of smiles on your lovely face. Happy birthday Shri Krishna.

I want your birthday to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy birthday Kahna…

Happy Krishna Janmashtami  2016 Status SMS, Messages

May Lord Krishna come to your house & take away all your Makhan – Mishri with all your worries & sorrows. Happy Janmashtami

May the Natkhat Nand Lal always give you happiness, health & prosperity, and may you find peace in Krishna consciousness! Happy Janmashtami! Happy Krishna 2016 Images

Happy Janmashtami Status 

I am praying for you ,,,and I know he is listening.

May ‘Makhanchor’ bring ananda

and prosperity to your home !

Wish you a Blessed Janmathtami

Celebrating Lord Krishna's B'day, Helps In Awakening Our Spirit & Reminds Us Of His Presence Always!HAPPY JANMASATMI

Gokulashtami Status 

May you find your love on this Janmashtmi and Gopis may shower all their love and affection on your body and soul! Happy Krishna Janmashtmi!Krishna Janmashtami 2016 140 Character Sms

Radhe ji ka prem, Murli ki mithaas, Makhan ka swaad, Gopiyoon ka raas, Inhii se milke ban ta he, Janmashtami ka din khaas.. Happy janmashtami!

Jab jab hove dharm ki hani

tab tab leve Avtar bhagwan

kar deve mardan papiyei ka mukti

deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko

jai shri krishana

Krishna Janmashtami Images Pictures in hd

Janmashtami messages 

Maiya Yashoda Ka Lal

Gokul Ka Gwal

Jinke Janm Se Hua

Gokul Aur Brij Ka Nihal

Rakhe Aapko Sada Khushhal

Mubarak Ho Aapko Janmashtami Tyohar

Makhan churakr jisne khaya, Bansi bajakr jisne nachaya, Khushi manao uske janm ki, Jisne duniya ko Prem shikhaya. HAPPY JANMASHATMI

Nand ke ghar Anand Hi Anand Bhayo, Jo Nand Ke Ghar Gopal Aayo, Jai Ho Murli Dhar Gopal ki, Jai Ho Kanhaiya Lal Ki.. Happy Janmashtami.

Happy Krishna Janmashtami SMS and Messages 2016

Happy Krishna Janmashtami SMS and Messages

Mishri Se Meethe Hain Krishna Ke Bol,
Koi Kaise Lagaye Unka Mol,
Heere Se Jyada Hai Krishna Anmol,
Basa Ke Mann Mein Bal Gopal Ko,
Mukh Se Bolo ‘Jai Shri Krishna’ Ke Bol!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami whatsapp status.

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Gokul me hai jinka waas,
Gopiyo sang jo karey raas,
Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hamare kishan kanhaiya.
May Lord Krishna fulfill all your wishes.
Happy Janamastami status

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Happy Krishna Quotes 

Janmashtami Quotes 2016

Janmashtami status In Hindi

ए मनोहर बंसीवाले.
कुछ ऐसी बंसी सुना,
सुर थम्भ जाए,
राग थम्भ जाए,
शांति हो जाए,
हर साँस तुझे पुकारे,
अवतार जल्दी ले.ले.
कृष्णा कनिया लाल की जय. Krishna Status for Janmashtami.

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कृष्णा जिनका नाम, 
गोकुल जिनका धाम,
ऐसे श्री कृष्णा भगवन को,
हम सब का प्रणाम
जन्माष्टमी की शुभ कामनाये. Status for Krishna Janmashtami.

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Krishna Janmashtami Quotes 

Krishna Janmashtami status in Hindi

Janmashtami status in English 

Today is very precious day Some 
one special was born Born to fight against 
inhumanity Born to save the trust in God
Happy Janamashtami 2016.

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Makhan Ka Katora Mishri Ka Thal
Mitti Ki Khushbu Barish Ki Fuhar
Radha Ki Ummedein Kanhaiya Ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Janmashtami Ka Tyonhar.

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Janmastami Status For Whatsapp

Janmashtami status For Whatsapp 

Sar per moar mukut, gale vaijaynti mala,
Aiso mere mann baso sada Bihari Lala.
Happy janmastmi in advance
Jay Sri Krishna Status 

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Murli manohar, brij k dharohar,
Wo nandalal gopala hai.
Bansi ki dhun par sab dukh harnewala,
Murli manohar aane wale hai.
Happy Janmashtami sms 

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Janmashtami status For Facebook

Dahi ki handi
Baris ki fuhar
Makhan churane aaye nandlal
Mubarak ho aap ko janmastami ka tyohar.janmastami  Status

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Krishan ki mahima, Krishna ka pyaar. 
Krishna mai shardha, Krishna Se sansar 
mubarak ho Apko janmasthami tyohar. janmastami  messages

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Happy Janmastami Status For Friends 

Radha ki bhakti, Murli ki mithas, 
Makhan ka swaad aur gopiyo ka raas, 
Sab milke banta hai janmastmi ka din khaas
Happy Janmashtami Wishes

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माखन चुराकर जिसने खाया
बंसी बजाकर जिसने नचाया 
ख़ुशी मनाओ उसके जन्म की 
जिसने दुनिया को प्रेम शिखाया| Krishna SMS in Hindi